Literature
. of lazy saturdays and crude dares | Erwin Smith
It was a lazy Saturday like any other: [Name] was sprawled across Erwin' couch, waiting for her boyfriend to return with snacks so they could begin their day in earnest. Last weekend, they subjected themselves to a horror movie marathon (with such classics as The Notebook, Twilight, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes), but this weekend, there was to be a battle of epic proportions; a tournament like no other the world had ever seen.
They were going to play Mario Kart until their thumbs bled.
From the kitchen, [Name] heard the dulcet tones of a blender, followed by a microwave's beep, and she quickly realized that she wasn't going to get fed.